In Passion Week Go along, they are ringing already; and mind, don’t be naughty in church or God will punish you. My mother thrusts a few copper coins…
Terrible Epps I The blueprints and specifications in the case of Tidbury Epps follow: Age: the early thirties. Status: bachelor. Habitat: Mrs. Kelty’s Refined Boarding House, Brooklyn.…
The Boy And The Filberts by Aesop The Boy And The Filberts by Aesop A Boy was given permission to put his hand into a pitcher to get some filberts. But he…
In A Strange Land Sunday, midday. A landowner, called Kamyshev, is sitting in his dining-room, deliberately eating his lunch at a luxuriously furnished table. Monsieur Champoun, a clean, neat,…
Mr. Braddy’s Bottle I “This,” said Mr. William Lum solemnly, “is the very las’ bottle of this stuff in these United States!” It was a dramatic moment. He…
Medio Pollito Medio Pollito (A Spanish Tale) Once upon a time, a Spanish hen hatched a clutch of eggs. Alas, the youngest chick was a strange creature,…
Gone Astray A country village wrapped in the darkness of night. One o’clock strikes from the belfry. Two lawyers, called Kozyavkin and Laev, both in the best…
Mr. Pottle And Pageantry I “He wouldn’t give a cent,” announced Mrs. Pottle, blotting up the nucleus of a tear on her cheek with the tip of her gloved…
The Chameleon and the Sea God The Chameleon and the Sea God (A Tale From West Africa) Once long ago, on an autumn day when the sun shimmered brightly in a…
Easter Eve I was standing on the bank of the River Goltva, waiting for the ferry-boat from the other side. At ordinary times the Goltva is a…
Hermann The Irascible Hermann The Irascible by H.H. Munro (SAKI) The Story of the Great Weep – It was in the second decade of the Twentieth Century after…
My Financial Career by Stephen Leacock My Financial Career by Stephen Leacock When I go into a bank I get rattled. The clerks rattle me; the wickets rattle me; the sight…